How To Ruin Your LifeJun 12 You may be thinking why the heck would I want to know how to ruin my life?
Well, sometimes knowing what can jack your life up helps clarify what you need to do to make it awesome.
Turns out there are lots of different ways to ruin your life.
Option 1 – Stay In One Place
Stay in one place your whole life.
Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long.
Become the type of person who sends back lattes.
Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket.
Talk a lot about things you know nothing about.
Have an affair with someone you don’t even find attractive.
Option 2 – Stay In The Past
Refuse to forget your ex.
Make it impossible for yourself to do anything without remembering that you used to do it with them.
Hug your knees under the sheets and think about how safe you felt when they held you at night.
Remind yourself daily of how empty you feel.
Find new ways to make yourself sad.
Option 3 – Stay In Denial
Get drunk all the time.
Consider no Saturday night, national holiday or extended happy hour complete without a vodka-induced breakdown.
Graduate college but keep drinking like you’re still in it.
Notice that cheap beer tastes watery and stale when you drink it alone but drink it anyway.
Look at old Facebook photos wasted and wonder where everyone went.
Option 4 – Stay Rigid
Never do anything that could potentially be “bad” for you.
Treat your body like the temple it is and say no to carbs, yes to wheatgrass, go to bed at ten sharp and turn down cake on your birthday.
Take fifteen different dietary supplements.
Succumb to nothing.
Miss out on everything.
Option 5 – Stay Inadequate
Compare yourself constantly, to everyone else.
Allow the standards of image-obsessed, age-obsessed culture to make you feel decrepit at 25.
Scroll through skinny girls on Tumblr feeling wistful and inadequate.
Pull at the skin on your hipbones, stomach, and underarms in the mirror.
Sigh a lot.
Sigh all the time.
Option 6 – Stay Behind A Wall
Don’t fall in love with anyone or anything.
Put an impenetrable wall between yourself and other people.
Add a fire-breathing dragon and eight yards of barbed wire.
Be suspicious of everyone’s motives.
Hold grudges long after you’ve forgotten what for.
Option 7 – Stay Fickle
Fall in love with everyone and everything.
Run after the next best thing like it’s a bus you’re perpetually late for.
Throw your heart into every other stranger’s hands and be genuinely surprised to be hurt.
Refuse to learn.
Refuse to ever learn.
Curated from: tumblr.
Despite all the different ways to ruin your life, at the base of all of them is this…
We’re all guilty of falling into some of these self-destructive behaviors from time to time.
The great thing about these dips is you can use them as opportunities to be thoughtful about your choices, learn something and grow.
I’ve been known to dabble in parts of options 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7.